Forget the General Election. Forget the World Cup, whether it be football, or the monstrosity that is chav cricket. Forget all the other things that can distract you this weekend, for there is only one things that matters. Norway. Oslo. The Telenor Arena. Saturday night… Eurovision. Saturday night is the final of the Eurovision Song Contest 2010, and, ash permitting (it’s looking hopeful), I’ll be there, flag in hand, madly Tweeting away and running up an enormous mobile data bill in the most expensive country in Europe. Hard life, huh?
Now I can hear the scoffers amongst you. No, it’s not sad; yes, it’s a great laugh. You’re just jealous. Enjoy sneakily watching on your TV, wishing you were there. Being in Norway, I may even vote twice – once in Norway, for the United Kingdom, and once in Britain – if I can nab the correct number – for (probably) Germany. I’m certainly not voting for those Eastern Europeans…
So anyway, have fun in my absence. I’m very much doubt that I can resist Tweeting, no matter how much it costs, so don’t forget to follow – @Noelinho.
@Noelinho thanks for warning me. I will have to find something to do on saturday night so that I don’t have to watch it.